We all know that there are three hundred and sixty five days in a year. Granted, in Southwest Florida 180 of those days are spent enduring infernal Hell like heat...we call it summer. Honestly, it's so hot the devil vacations here! Where was I...oh, that said, there are still 185 nearly PERFECT days every year down here.
So, all day long I have been asking myself...WHY IN GOD'S NAME DID MY HUSBAND PICK THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR TO CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE!!!
OMG...it was 97 degrees today with a heat index of 104...can you say HEAT STROKE!!!
Oh, but I think I'm on to him now...clever man! He KNEW how much I would HATE being out there going through all those boxes and bins; sweat pouring from my menopausal body! He KNEW the longer I was out there the hotter I would get and he KNEW I would eventually get so hot that I would just start throwing it all away!
Gonna be some good pickins in the garbage this week!
Clever man indeed!
The sad news though...even though we spent 9 hours out there and filled 4 trash cans...I still have WAY too much stuff!
Well folks, it's off to bed for me. I'm so tired from the heat that it is entirely possible that I might sleep more than an hour and 45 minutes!
Did I mention that it is so hot down here that you even sweat when you're swimming in the pool!?!
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Jeannie Benner
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